USGI UCP Double Magazine Pouch

The Universal Camouflage Pattern (UCP) of the US Army, introduced in 2004, is based on the CADPAT design. Although envisioned as a "universal" design that would be useful in multiple terrains, UCP has proven to be largely ineffective in almost every environment, except for blending in with that couch that every grandparent has in their basement.

However, despite being ugly - these pouches are built tough and are extremely handy. If you want a quick weekend project to make them less hideous, a bit of fabric dye in some hot water can make these incredibly effective camouflage.